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Channel 4 School Of Comedy, With Jack Harries And Will Poulter

September 30, 2009

On Channel 4, School Of Comedy is a unique sketch show where kids take on the world of adults and stars Jack Harries and Son Of Rambow’s Will Poulter plus a host of young, rising British stars.

Episode 1 features Connie, who runs a pub where it’s always last orders (and no, you can’t bring your kids in); Karl and Marv, Hollywood pitch men who make absolutely no sense at all and The Cabbie, who has absolutely no idea where he’s going, doesn’t have change, but has an amazing Jimmy Savile story.

School of Comedy was created by Laura Lawson who used to perform comedy at The Edinburgh Fringe prior to teaching drama in a West London school where she set up an after school club to help grow her pupils into mini comedy geniuses.

School Of Comedy begins on E4 this Thursday, October 1st at 10pm.


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Kofi Annan’s ‘Beds Are Burning’ Global Musical Petition

Kofi Annan launches ‘Beds Are Burning’ Global Musical Petition to demand climate justice with Melanie Laurent and Havas Worldwide CEO, David Jones & The:Hours

• First ever global musical petition created to mobilise people to pressure their leaders to agree a climate justice deal at the UN’s Copenhagen Climate Change Summit in December.
• Produced by The:Hours, 60+ international music stars & celebrities collaborated for free to show support for climate justice deal and the ‘Tck Tck Tck: Time for Climate Justice’ campaign
• Midnight Oil specially re-write lyrics to 1987 hit, ‘Beds Are Burning’ to highlight greatest humanitarian challenge facing mankind today.

PARIS (1 October 2009) – Kofi A. Annan, President of the Global Humanitarian Forum, was today joined by Melanie Laurent (star of Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Inglorious Basterds’) and David Jones (Global CEO, Havas Worldwide) for the launch of a specially re-recorded version of Midnight Oil’s ‘Beds are Burning’ as a global musical petition to demand climate justice at the UN’s Copenhagen Climate Change Summit in December. The song is also set to become the soundtrack of the Climate Justice movement.

‘Beds Are Burning’ was produced by The:Hours, and is to be made available on all major music download platforms for free. It will also be available on the campaign’s own website: www.timeforclimatejustice.org.

The song has been supported by over 60 international music stars and celebrities including Duran Duran, Mark Ronson, Jamie Cullum, Melanie Laurent, Marion Cotillard, Milla Jovovich, Fergie, Lily Allen, Manu Katche, Bob Geldof, Youssou N’Dour, Yannick Noah and many more.

Every download will count as a unique digital petition with people adding their names to demand world leaders reach an ambitious, fair and global deal at the UN Climate Change Summit in Copenhagen. Already, more than 1.3 million people have signed up to the campaign.

The Global Humanitarian Forum’s ‘Tck Tck Tck; Time for Climate Justice’ campaign was created by Havas Worldwide and was launched earlier this year at the 56th Cannes International Advertising Festival.

Climate justice has, at its heart, the principle that emissions have a price and greenhouse gas emitters must pay. The countries, and peoples, who are suffering the worst impact of climate change – both now and in the future – have done the least to cause it.

Mr Annan said:

“Climate change is the greatest humanitarian challenge facing mankind today. And it is a challenge that has a grave injustice at its heart. It is the major developed economies of the world which contribute the overwhelming majority of global greenhouse emissions. But it is the poorer and least developed nations that are hit hardest by its impact.

“This is, I believe, a critical moment in the campaign to mobilise people around the world to demand climate justice. Already, over 1 million people have signed up to our ‘Tck Tck Tck: Campaign for Climate Justice.’

“By downloading ‘Beds Are Burning’ for free from major music download platforms on the internet, people from around the world will be adding their names to this growing global petition – joining the campaign for climate justice and becoming a climate ally.

“This will be the first time ever that a musical petition has been created to demand decisive action from our world leaders. I believe it can become the Band Aid for the internet generation. Together, we can create such a noise that our leaders will not be able to ignore it when they meet in Copenhagen this December to agree a new post-Kyoto climate agreement. Good leaders are also good followers.”

Mr Annan was joined at the launch by Melanie Laurent, star of Quentin Tarantino’s latest blockbuster, ‘Inglorious Basterds’. Ms Laurent said:

“The next Kyoto agreement is hugely important to get right because the last one got it so wrong.

“The single greatest contribution to the levels of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere is not the burning of fossil fuels by the transport sector, nor is it industrial pollution, it is deforestation. The one provision of the original Kyoto proposal that may have helped this situation that wealthy countries would be able to offset their carbon footprint by paying poorer countries to maintain their forests, was derailed, and the forests have been burning since.

“I’m supporting Kofi Annan’s initiative and hope this song will be heard by as many people as possible in the world before Copenhagen. This campaign will help secure a better future for our planet and upcoming generations. The time has come.”

David Jones, Global CEO of Havas Worldwide the network who created the campaign for Mr Annan’s Global Humanitarian Forum said:

“Our industry excels at changing people’s behavior. I believe that we have not only an opportunity but also an obligation to use our creativity to address some of the biggest issues facing the world.

“To get a meaningful outcome at Copenhagen requires everyone putting pressure on their leaders to agree on a fair post-Kyoto deal. This is precisely the aim of the campaign, and the advertising and marketing communities have a crucial role to play.”

Alexandre Sap, CEO of The:Hours, who assembled the artists and produced the soundtrack said:

“Music is the universal language, capable of transcending cultures, generations, religions and races. A song or an artist truly has the power to translate a message or a movement more than any politician or world leader can on a global scale.

“This is why we believe that by producing a song for Mr. Kofi Annan and the ‘Tck Tck Tck: Time for Climate Justice’ campaign, we will be creating a voice for all of us who deserve to have a say leading up to Copenhagen in December. The goal is to draw enough attention to an event that will affect everyone’s lives on the planet.”

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Acorn Sues Breibart

September 24, 2009

ACORN is suing the James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles who shot hidden-camera videos that are damaging the organization’s reputation and the Web site that aired them, as the Internal Revenue Service broke off its partnership with the liberal community activist group.

The lawsuit accuses the pair of violating Maryland law that requires two-party consent for electronic surveillance. It also names as a defendant the news Web site Breitbart.com, which first posted the video. T

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Everton Defender Phil Jagielka Knife Attack

Everton defender Phil Jagielka has been threatened with a knife by three thieves who broke into his home in Knutsford.

He was watching his team play Hull City on television in the Carling Cup.

Everton won.

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George Clooney’s Rectal Exam On Facebook

September 17, 2009

Says George Clooney: “I’d rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page!”

Well, you’re our doctor…

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Rachel Stevens’ Rear Of The Year In Pictures

September 15, 2009

RACHEL Stevens at her home in London, after she was revealed as the female winner of the Rear of the Year 2009.




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George Clooney Fists Up In The Air

September 14, 2009

George Clooney, star of ‘Up In the Air’, is pictured at the premiere at the Ryerson Theatre, Toronto.

The bandage is for sympathy, right?



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Felix Bowness RIP

Felix Bowness, who played ex-jockey Fred Quilly in sitcom Hi-de-Hi, has died. He as 87.

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Paris Hilton In Rome, Pictures

PARIS Hilton is in Rome. Hey, America, it’s a fair swap for organised crime and tony Danza…



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Arlene Phillips Gets Job As TV Dance Judge

OLD Strictly Come Dancing’s Arlene Phillips is to return to judging in a BBC version of hit US show So You Think You Can Dance. OAP edition.

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London Underground Hires Airport Boss Mike Brown

PERMISSION for take off. Fog on the track. The Heathrow Airport boss, Mike Brown, has been appointed the new managing director of London Underground (LU). We are doomed.

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Madeleine McCann Found In 2019

SAYS the Madeleine McCann detective: ““I don’t know. We could still be sitting here in 10 years.”

The interview.

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Elton John ‘Adopts’ Boy Called Lev

September 12, 2009

ELTON John wants to adopt a 14-month-old boy from an orphanage in Ukraine,  where he is visiting with his Aids foundation. John sang the tune ‘Circle of Life’ for orphans whose parents had died of Aids.

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Erin Andrews Peeping Tom Video Highlights

It’s the Erin Andrews peeping tom video highlights package on Oprah Winfrey.

See it here.

“I mean, having to call my parents and they - they thought I was physically injured how bad I was screaming.” She kept screaming, “My career is over!”

…

“It’s been a nightmare,” she says on The Oprah Winfrey Show airing Friday, Sept. 11. “I opened up the computer [and] could feel my heart pounding.”

See it here.


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Mischa Barton’s Novocaine Shots

Mischa Barton’s latest shots are amazing, featuring a “dry socket” and Novocaine.

See it all here.

It’s the tooth!

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Kilmarnock Hearts And Stranraer Berwick Matches Off

Kilmarnock Hearts And Stranraer Berwick Matches Off, as M8 fires casuses traffic jams:

The Kilmarnock and Stranraer teams were travelling to their games against Hearts and Berwick when they got caught up in the chaos caused by a lorry fire.

On other Scottish football news: Rangers or Celtic win league.

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Victoria Beckham Wears Thigh Boots And A Smile

HERE’S a gallery of Victoria Beckham - aka Sticky Vicky-  wearing thigh boots and a smile. On her face. Really.

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Josef Fritzl Art On Show In London

September 11, 2009

THANKS to Jaycee Dugard, and lazy hacks, Josef Fritzl is once more in the news. Perfect time then to release Euphoria, a Fritzl-inspired art show, featuring a vacant pornography film-set and a mock up of basement where Fritzl imprisoned his daughter for 24 years.

Nicolas Ruston’s work features in De$ire exhibition at London’s Holster Projects gallery.

DE$IRE features works which explore contemporary sexual ideologies: our understanding and expressions of our sexuality as defined or constricted by society and as shaped by the saturation of sex and sexuality into mass media channels.

Says the artist:

“This show came about as it was based on sexual ideologies, in my case in the mass media.”

(more…)

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Baby P’s Mother Denied Appeal

Baby Peter’s mother, Tracey Connelly, 28, her partner Steven Barker, 33, and Barker’s brother, Jason Owen, 37, have been refused appeal .

However, all three can still renew their application to appeal, the Court of Appeal confirmed.

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American Idol Star Ellen Degeneres Sued By Record Labels

AMERICAN Idol star Ellen DeGeneres - well, her show’s producers is involved in a copyright case.

The show’s producers  are being sued by  Sony, Universal and EMI, which claim the daytime show has used more than 1,000 songs without licences.

Good start to her career in the music biz.

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Matt Le Tissier Subject Of Police Betting Scam Inquiry

Matt Le Tissier Subject Of Police Betting Scam Inquiry - expect nothing to come of it other then publicity fo Matt’s new book:

Police have contacted the Football Association (FA) over an admission by former striker Matt Le Tissier that he was part of a failed betting scam.

In his autobiography, Taking Le Tiss, he admitted gambling on the time of the first throw-in in Southampton’s 2-0 win at Wimbledon in April 1995.

Prove it.

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Taliban Spokesman Muslim Khan Captured

THE war on terror. We’re winning: Taliban Spokesman Muslim Khan Captured

One of the highest ranking Taliban officials in Pakistan has been arrested with four other militants in the country’s north-west, officials say.

Muslim Khan was a key spokesman for the Taliban as well as being one of the most senior militant commanders in the Swat valley.

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Listen To Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Video

September 10, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo.

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Tory Councillor Brian Coleman Breached Code On Blogger Post

CONSERVATIVE councillor Brian Coleman breached the councillors’ code of conduct when he called a blogging constituent a “poisonous individual”.

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Former Police Officer Turned Prostitute Jailed

Former Pc Victoria Thorne, of Washington, Tyne and Wear Northumbria policewoman, was caught advertising herself on an escort website The Notorious Girls. She has been jailed for 15 months.

Judge John Evans told her: “It is plain that those who thought they knew you, and knew you well, are at a loss as to how you came to be involved in such a seedy world.”

As we say, former policewoman….

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Mark Whicker Scores With Jaycee Dugard

WHILE we await the arrival of the Jaycee Lee Dugard trial, shock news that Phillip Garrido is even more nuts than he thought he was and speculate on how many murders he may or may not have committed, the media can talk among itself, and the subject of the day is: Mark Whicker.

Whicker’s crime is to have been caught playing Tabloid Bingo, the game in which you try to link your vested interest to as many topical news stories as possible. Here’s sports writer Whicker:

HERE

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Cancun Passenger Plane Hijaked TO Mexico City

September 9, 2009

A PLANE on its way to the Mexican resort of Cancun has been hijacked and flown to Mexico City.

Three Bolivians has threatened to blow the plane up unless they were allowed to speak to President Felipe Calderon.

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Goncalo Amaral’s Book The Truth Of The Lie Is Banned

GONCALO Amaral’s book, The Truth Of The Lie, has been banned.
Spokesman Clarence Mitchell said the couple were “absolutely delighted”.
A judge at Lisbon’s main civil court outlawed any further sales or publications of the book.

Says Clarence Mitchell:

“Kate and Gerry McCann are absolutely delighted that the judge in Portugal has done the right thing by granting this injunction.”

Copyright for the book and film must also be passed to the McCanns’ lawyer.

Mr Amaral has to make it so that all unsold copies of his tome are removed from points of sale and distribution across Europe or face a 1,000 euro-a-day (£877) fine.

If he can find them…

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Michael Shields: Justice Secretary Jack Straw’s Statement In Full

In July 2005 Michael Shields was convicted in Bulgaria of the attempted murder of a Bulgarian national called Martin Georgiev. Mr Shields and other football supporters had been in the Bulgarian resort of Varna when violence flared in the early hours of 30 May. Mr Shields was sentenced to 15 years, reduced to 10 on appeal. In 2006 he was returned to England to complete his sentence here. He applied for a free pardon under the Royal Prerogative of mercy. However, it had been the long standing practice, on an equally long standing legal interpretation of the Convention on the Transfer of Sentenced Persons, that the “receiving state” had to respect the decisions of the sentencing state, so the application was not initially entertained. This approach was challenged in a judicial review and on 17 December the Administrative Court declared that I should consider the application and said, “the grant of a free pardon would appear to require a conclusion that, taking the Bulgarian courts’ judgment for what it is and without calling in question its correctness on the material which those courts considered, fresh evidence which the Bulgarian court did not consider, taken with the material which they did consider and their judgment upon it, justifies a conclusion that Michael Shields is morally and technically innocent”.

2. On 2 July, following very careful consideration of all the evidence that was then available, I made a provisional decision to refuse Michael Shields’ application for a free pardon. This was however — as I said — provisional. I made clear at the time that I would consider further representations before I made a final decision on his application. My office also contacted Mr Shields’ parents to offer them a meeting should they wish to discuss their son’s case with me. They said that they would like to. It took place at Blackburn Town Hall on Friday 28 August. Further representations were received from Mr Shields’ legal team and from Fair Trials Abroad later in July. I considered those representations with great care.

(more…)

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New York Times Journalist Stephen Farrell Tells Of Kidnap Ordeal

BRITISH journalist Stephen Farrell was kidnapped by the Taliban in Kunduz province, Afghanistan, on Sunday. He has been rescued by British special forces in a dramatic Afghanistan.

His Afghan interpreter Sultan Munadi was killed in the rescue. So too was a British soldier.

Farrell tells Susan Chira, the foreign editor of The New York Times: “I’m out! I’m free!”

Says he:

“We were all in a room, the Talibs all ran, it was obviously a raid. We thought they would kill us. We thought should we go out.

“There were bullets all around us. I could hear British and Afghan voices… I dived in a ditch.”

Farrell is not the first New York Times journalist to be kidnapped in Afghanistan in a year. In June, David Rohde escaped, so too his Afghan colleague Tahir Ludin.

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