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Gordon Brown Resigns In July

June 6, 2009

GET a free bet on when the Great Clunking Fist leaves No.10 - not in a straight jacket but of his own accord.

First one to Obama Beach rewrites his place in history…

Posted at 3:28 pm by ascottcard

Sophie Reade Is DOGFACE

SOPHIE Reade is “Dogface” - she changed her name to win a personal challenge set by Big Brother.

Says Sophie:

“I could be, like, a British bulldog, with them wrinkly faces.”

Says Saffia:

“Sophie looked quite sexy as a dog, didn’t she?”

Ruff!

Dogface and Freddie “Halfwit” join Rodrigo Lopes, Noirin Kelly, Lisa Wallace, Charlie Drummond, Saffia Corden and Kris Donnelly as official housemates.

Bet on who wins here… See below…

Posted at 8:53 am by ascottcard