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Jade Goody’s gives you a good smack of reality

February 23, 2009

A reader writes on Jade Goody:

Like many, I sometimes want to scream at the vulgar speech and stupidity of Jade Goody - it is what she has made a living off though (well done her for using one of her talents - no meanness intended here). What really sickens me, is all the sheer hate directed at her, for what, trying to earn a living - initially - then publicising her life story. Now she is dying, for god’s sake get off her back. Though I do not (and never hope to get cancer) I have known many people who have kept their health to themselves and lived in abject misery - when you are on chemo life is no picnic (if those slating her are truly watching the program, you will see what she is going through. AND

YES, OTHERS ARE GOING THROUGH IT TOO. I hope they get some comfort from it. Put down the beer cans folks and look in the mirror, IT COULD BE YOU! one day. Would you be as brave (yes, going public. If you don’t want to watch, turn over the TV damn it. You morons!). Lost Father, Aunts and Uncles to Cancer, various sorts and a friend, recently. I cry silently for her, as I did publically for them (not TV public). Sometimes, I just feel some of you out there in La La Land need a good smack - of reality.

Well…


Posted at 11:49 pm by Paul Sorene

American Express paying customers $300 to leave

American Express will give you $300 dollars to hand in your card, writes Credit Matters:

Well, this sure is a different kind of deal. Instead of paying you a bonus to join, New York-based American Express will give you a $300 American Express prepaid card if you agree to say goodbye. American Express says that it is making this “deal” so that customers can “simplify” their finances. Sure. The offer, which isn’t available to everyone, requires a 14-digit RSVP code. Customers are receiving this offer via U.S. Postal and email.

Let’s get something straight here. If you receive this offer, American Express is telling you something: please leave. Note also that in order to get the $300 prepaid card the customer MUST pay off his or her entire balance by April 30, 2009. If the balance is not paid off by April 30, then you will not receive the $300 card. But your card will still get closed. That’s a heck of a deal.

You may be wondering why American Express doesn’t just close the accounts of these customers, which would save American Express $300. Here’s why: the $300 prepaid card is acting as an incentive for the customer to pay down the balance in an expeditious manner. The customer has exactly two months to get that balance paid off; if he or she does, the $300 card is theirs. Not a bad strategy by American Express.

Posted at 10:56 pm by Paul Sorene

‘Raped’ woman jailed in Scotland

A woman jailed for trying to flee the witness box, while giving evidence against a man she claimed raped her, has called for the judge to be sacked.’

‘Figures show that of the 922 allegations of rape in Scotland last year, only 27 resulted in convictions.’

If the judges jail a few more women they should be able to get it down to zero…

- Chenier

Posted at 10:08 pm by Paul Sorene

The urinal pelican

Taking the..
weird bird

Spotter

Posted at 9:47 pm by Paul Sorene

The NHS Sham and cancer screening Jade Goody

A reader writes on cancer screening and Jade Goody:

The problem with the ‘get everybody screened to save one life’ proposal is that in doing so you will do a great deal of damage, and quite possibly kill off more than the one life you hope to save. The continuing furore here over breast cancer screening is a case in point; doctors are writing furious letters to the Times for and against because the most recent research concludes that:

‘if 2,000 women are screened regularly for ten years, one will benefit as she will avoid dying from breast cancer. At the same time ten healthy women will be treated unnecessarily, having part or the whole of a breast removed and receiving radiotherapy and sometimes chemotherapy. A further 200 healthy women will have a false alarm.’

The NHS is in an embarassing position since its invitation for breast cancer screening makes no mention of any possible harms at all, and is thus clearly in breach of the obligation to ensure that each patient gives informed consent to any procedure.

An honest invitation would say that there is a very small chance that screening will save your life but a much bigger chance that you will be treated for cancer even though you don’t have cancer. It is perhaps unsurprising that people whose careers consist of running breast cancer screening programmes don’t wish to send out that kind of invitation…

There is a genuine reason for not routinely screening very young women for cervical cancer; there is a high incidence of abnormal cells in very young women which are not the precursors of cancer. But if those very young women without any symptoms are routinely screened then willy-nilly they are on to the treadmill of repeated testing, and possibly treatment which, in addition to being unpleasant in itself, will impair their chances of a successful pregnancy without reducing their chances of subsequently developing cervical cancer….

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Posted at 8:43 pm by Paul Sorene

Today Anorak has been reading

Froggy Ruminations
Gay Patriot
Harleys Cars Girls & Guitars
Heath Ledger
Jawa Report
Jessica’s Well
PunditGuy
Rachel Lucas
Stop the ACLU
The Nose On Your Face
The Spoons Experience
The Whited Sepulchre

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Barack Obama snowballs Brown

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The 20 greatest questions of all time answered

What are the 20 greatest questions of all time? No - he - that one is not one of them. But it is answered herunder:

Where is the safest place to stand outside in a thunderstorm?

Tall, pointy objects standing alone in an open space are more likely to get struck by lightning but it’s by no means a certainty. Sometimes the flat ground next to a tall tree can be hit. A car or other enclosed metal structure is the safest place to be in a thunderstorm. Failing that, a ditch, trench or group of shrubs of uniform height is better than nothing. Keep away from boundary areas between dissimilar terrain (water and land; rock and earth; trees and fields). Also keep at least five metres away from metal objects or other people as lightning will often jump from one object to another.

Why do identical twins have different fingerprints?

Although identical twins share the same DNA, they don’t look identical cell-for-cell, because not every aspect of your physical appearance is rigidly determined by your genes. Fingerprints are formed semi-randomly as the foetus develops in the womb andare affected by such things as chance fluctuations of hormone levels. Similarly, the pattern of freckles and moles on the skin is caused by random mutations and will vary between identical twins.

Is the human race still getting taller?

The average height, at least in Western society, is increasing because of better childhood nutrition and sexual selection. But the tendency of women to find men taller than six feet (183cm) more attractive can’t be extrapolated upward, and people above 6ft 2in (188cm) are much more likely to suffer back problems. Above 6ft 8in (203cm), and the heart strains to pump blood round the body.

Why do I feel cold and shiver when I have a fever?

A fever is when your body increases its internal thermostat, found in the hypothalamus. If you exercise hard or it’s a hot day, your body temperature might increase, but the thermostat remains at around 36.8°C. When you feel hot the hypothalamus tries to correct this with sweating and increased blood flow to the skin. But with a fever, it is the thermostat that has risen. This means your body temperature is now below 36.8°C, so you feel cold and shiver, to try and raise your temperature. The higher body temperature may help fight infection by speeding white blood cell production and slowing bacteria reproduction.

What is OK short for?

The most popular theory is that OK comes from ‘oll korrect’, a deliberately misspelled writing of ‘all correct’. It was popularised in Boston newspapers around the 1840s when it was fashionable to go around spelling things incorrectly for humorous effect. Legend also has it that New York Democrats later adopted the abbreviation to promote their candidate Martin Van Buren – the initials ‘OK’ were derived from his nickname, Old Kinderhook.

Why can’t we just fill in the ozone hole with man-made ozone?

The sheer scale of the notorious hole – or, more accurately, depleted region – in the Earth’s ozone layer over the Antarctic beggars belief. At its peak each September, it spans an area bigger than the continental United States, and tens of millions of tonnes of ozone would be needed to fill it up again. Simply creating that amount of ozone, let alone getting it where it’s needed, would be astronomically expensive.

Why do fingers and toes wrinkle when left in water?

The waterproof coating on our skin gets rubbed away from areas of our bodies like our hands and feet that are frequently in contact with objects. If you immerse yourself in water with a lower concentration of dissolved salts than that of your cell contents, water will be absorbed by osmosis and cause your skin cells to swell. Since they are anchored to the tissues below, they are forced to corrugate to accommodate this.

What is a hiccup?

A hiccup comes from an involuntary contraction of the diaphragm, producing asudden intake of air. The glottis (the vocal apparatus of the larynx) slams shut at the same time, so that the column of air strikes the closed glottis to produce the characteristic, onomatopoeic noise.

Is there an easy way to prove the Earth is round?

Yes, travel. Because the Earth’s surface is curved, you’ll notice that different constellations of stars are revealed.

Can you have a fish out of water?

Yes. Several species of fish can breathe air and crawl on land. There are about 50 species of flying fish, too.

Why is sea air good for you?

It isn’t, particularly. In Victorian England, seaside resorts got a reputation for having healthy air – maybe in comparison to the era’s city smogs. The seaside’s “bracing” smell is caused by a chemical produced by coastal bacteria, present in very low concentrations. But a study last year found that sea salt can react with chemicals in marine exhaust fumes to worsen the atmospheric pollution in a busy port.

Do plants die of old age?

Given good conditions, some plants can live for ever. It takes a change in external conditions to finish them off. But annuals die soon after seeding.

Does chewing gum really stay inside you for years?

No. Chewing gum is indigestible but it doesn’t have any magic property that allows it to escape the normal digestive transit. Three days is the usual limit.

Where do phobias come from?

Around 10 per cent of the population suffer from phobias. Some may be triggered by a traumatic event while others are linked to physical problems. Studies suggest that simple phobias are partly genetic while others may be due to cultural history. For example, a fear of spiders may be passed down from the Middle Ages when spiders were associated with the plague, as victims’ deserted homes became shrouded in cobwebs.

Do men have cellulite?

Yes. It’s not just women who are cursed with orange peel skin, although in men cellulite tends to be in different places, usually around the neck and abdomen.

Can germs catch germs?

Yes. The germ would be an even smaller organism that attacks its host germ from within.

Why do I get more car sick in the back?

It’s probably because you don’t have such a good view of the horizon. Motion sickness occurs when the balance mechanism in your ear registers movement while your eyes are telling you that you are stationary.

Could we live on water and supplements?

No. As well as vitamins and minerals we need carbohydrates, fats and proteins for energy and cell repair.

Do hot drinks cool you down?

Yes. They make your body think you are hotter than you really are so you sweat more and that leads to heat loss.

What would happen if there were no Moon?

The most immediate effect (other than the lack of moonlight, of course) would be on the Earth’s tides. With only the Sun’s gravitational influence, the difference between high and low tides would be reduced dramatically - as would tidal drag, which slows the Earth down at a rate adding about 0.002 seconds to the length of a day each century. Long term, the effects would be far more serious. The climate of the Earth is sensitively dependent on the 23.5° tilt of the Earth’s axis, and without the stabilising presence of our relatively huge Moon, the gravity of the other planets would produce big changes in this angle - as it does with Mars, whose tilt changes by 60° over a few million years.

From here

Posted at 4:13 pm by Paul Sorene

How to start a war on the blogs

Ned the Bear starts a blog war - To the under the stairs cubby hole!

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Skunk blanket for sale

What does she smell of?

All have been hand picked for the most beautiful, and best quality hides. This is a california king skunk. The blanket is 110 hides (8′ x 8′), beautiful and reduced from $11,000 to 8,950 for quick sell. If you want something no one has then this is it. and breath taking, Ha! doesn’t smell at all.

Via

Posted at 3:38 pm by Paul Sorene

Jade Goody custody battle

A reader writes on Jade Goody:

I forsee an emotional battle for the ‘boys’ post mortem which will never see the inside of a courtroom but be fought out on the front pages of the red tops. The first shots in the hopeless battle for custody have already been fired.

And look out Teeed’s next lover being rubbished…

Posted at 3:09 pm by Paul Sorene

I survived George Bush T-shirt

I SURVIVED the Bush administration - because he killed and jailed my enemies. Right?

Buy the T-shirt…

I SURVIVED THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION - print liberation tee
I survived the bush administration t-shirt, (via Constant Siege).

Spotter: Boing Boing

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The Jewish Spiderman

It’s Spiderman, already…

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Via: Jim Treacher

Posted at 1:24 pm by Paul Sorene

How to evacuate the Space Shuttle

The space shuttle evacuation procedure:

1) Unplug everything and get the straps off you.

2) Get to the sealed hatch and unseal and open it.

3) Leave the shuttle and stand up on the gantry. Then cross the gantry, avoiding the elevator that brought you up.

4) On the far side of the gantry is an open platform with slots in the floor below and a lot of cables slanting down and away from the whole shebang. These cables are called “Zip lines.”

5) Suspended underneath these zip lines at floor level are wicker baskets. You will climb into these. (Tick, tock, tick, tock… time’s a wastin’.)

6) Did I mention you will get into these wicker baskets backwards? You will. Then you will release the basket.

7) Upon releasing the basket you will be propelled backwards and downwards at a very high velocity along the long slanting cable for some distance towards a massive pile of sandbags.

8) Assuming everything’s been calibrated properly your basket will shoot through an opening in the sandbags and come to a stop next to the entrance to a highly armored and sealable bunker at the bottom.

9) You will then haul your space-suited self out of the basket, open the door to the bunker and go inside. You will close the door leaving it to any of your more tardy fellow astronauts to open and enter the bunker if their “slide for life” has worked out.

10) Once inside the bunker, which is still relatively close to the now about to explode Space Shuttle, you have to ask yourself one question, “Do I feel lucky?”

11) If you do or do not feel lucky, you can either sit in the bunker and hope for the best, or decide to take Option B.

12) Remember those armored personnel carriers above? They are Option B.

13) Should you select to “move away from the vehicle” you, and any other fellow astronauts who have gotten this far, will go out the back door of the bunker and jump into one of two M113 Armored Personnel Vehicles (Vintage 1960s models, low milage). These are buttoned-up, fully-fueled, keys-in-the-ignition, and engine-running set ups. First astronaut in is the driver.

14) Throw it into gear, pedal to the metal, and you are out of there at a top speed of around 40 miles an hour.

American Digest

Posted at 1:02 pm by Paul Sorene