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Alfie Patten coded message Chantelle Steadman

February 19, 2009

Alfie Patten's personalised hooded top

“Alfie Patten, I’m the daddy, if not **** you all I’ll still be there”.

Posted at 10:29 am by Paul Sorene

American Idol: Anoop Desai Gets The Gokey Nark And Free Bet

FAREWWELL Anoop Desai. You came. You sang. You threatened to be American Idol’s season 432767’s answer to Sanjay Malakar.

Free bet for Anorak readers.

But now you are gone, defeated by Alexis Grace (single mother from Memphis) Michael Sarver, (Page 7 fella from Texas) and Danny Gokey (trendy vicar).

But wait. There is talk of a wild car entry into the final 12. The Cowell Apostles need one more singer. Who can it be? Can it be you Anoop Desai?

Randy: “Wasn’t your best, but I’m still a huge fan.”
Kara: “I feel like you’re connected with what you’re singing about.”
Paula: “This is a different side of you. I believe in you.”
Simon: “It was just a bit too serious for you.” But “you’ve got massive likability going for you.”

Can Noop Dog make it?

Anoop won just 20,000 fewer votes than everybody’s favorite roughneck Michael Sarver.

He has a chance…

Anoop is 12-1 to win the show. Take the bet - take the free bet.

Posted at 9:23 am by Paul Sorene