This segment on Ellen is so funny it is almost too good to be true. Which begs the question - do you think it’s real, or a set up?
Very funny telephone call by America’s best loved lesbian. I defy you not to laugh
February 10, 2009
Peta does the KKK bitch
And KFC is just like the Holocaust…
Phelps proves drugs do make you a better swimmer
We’ve now learned that since investigators began trying to build a case, they’ve made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff’s department served search warrants. We’ve also learned that the department has located and confiscated that bong.
As Sullivan says:
He stands as living proof that pot-smoking is perfectly compatible with being a world-historic athlete. And that cannot stand. These laws are about enforcing lies.
Bunyip fires Down Under
Charles Schumer’s pork fill its
Charles Schumer pork:
Attntion seeker swims aTalantic
A reader writes of she who swam the Atlantic:
Some women will do anything to get some attention.
No-one likes a show off
Paddington: world’s largest hanging basket
Rihanna: can you bite a head?
A reader writes in Rihanna’s head injury:
It’s very difficult to deliver a bite to the head. The usual method is to go for the protrusions as per the Marquis of Tyson rules. I have just tried it and although it’s possible to get a good set of teethmarks from either the upper or lower set of incisors individually, trying to get both at the same time puts the lower mandible in danger of disconnecting from the rest of the gubbins.
Greedy bankers - snouts in trough
There should be NO bonus system. Employees should negotiate and contract to work for a suitable reward. If they do not get what they want, they must do what everyone else does; Change roles or companies and seek the rewards they believe they deserve. On a personal level I do not want these incompetents slaughtered or gutted…but they should be neutered. Isn’t that what happens to Tom fat cats which stray too far from the norm? The CIA and MI’s 5 and 6 appear to have recent experience of chopping bollocks off…they’d do the job just for the learning curve. Better it was done publicly as a warning to other plutocrats.
