Viz on Mugabe and Obama:

I don’t know why everyone is so pleased about America getting a black president. Zimbabwe has had one for years and he’s s**t.

Hastings Banda - he was a good un…

It’s The Life of Christ in Cats. Jesus for cats:

Life of Christ in Cats, R. Stevens and Boing Boing 

Carol Vorderman will set to lead David Cameron’s new initiative to improve maths teaching across the country.

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We are number one. Thanks to you now who in Dubai.

Andrei Ashavin is a Gooner.

Obama the antichriust: via a discussion forum:

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Eat yer meat:

Spotter: BOH

Meanwhile in Australia, Bolt notices:

MORELAND Council has publicly condemned the “Israeli massacre in Gaza”.

Cr John Kavanagh was the lone voice of dissent against Cr Enver Erdogan’s successful motion to condemn Israel’s actions at last week’s council meeting…

“It’s outside our area,” he said. “The motion is too biased for one side. I realise Israel are the aggressors but they have also had to put up with Hamas bombing them … for a long time…”

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