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Humer drivers are arrogant scum, and cops

February 1, 2009

Cops and Hummer drivers. Only one can rule:

Those arrogant bastards. Or is it that the cops perceive them as arrogant bastards?

Althouse


Posted at 10:23 pm by Paul Sorene

A Post-War boom in Gaza

“Martyrdom” is a lucrative business in Gaza:

>Some were killed when tank shells hit their homes. Others died when bombs erased their offices. Still others met their end battling Israeli troops.

Now their faces are rolling off the presses atthe Nibras print shop, which produces full-color posters and banners of the dead. In the wake of Israel’s 22-day Gaza offensive — which killed nearly 1,300 Palestinians — it’s one of the few businesses experiencing a postwar boom.

Islamic Jihad fighter Mohammed Bedawi was among the so-called “martyrs” whose demise was commemorated with a custom-made poster — a tradition for anyone killed by Israel.

Graphic arts in Gaza…

Posted at 8:48 pm by Paul Sorene

Dolphins are chefs

Dolphins:

Scientists have observed bottlenose dolphins preparing cuttlefish for consumption.

Dolphin chefs. Make that F***** dolpin F****** chefs!

Posted at 8:45 pm by Paul Sorene

Israel Apartheid Week

Israel aprtheid week:

IAW: Coming To A City Near You

List of cities

IAW.jpg

Posted at 8:04 pm by Paul Sorene

Alfalfa dinner and Rahm’s swear

Marburby sees:

The Alfafa Dinner was closed to the press but Politico’s Mike Allen has the goods. Here are a few more of the president’s funnies:

Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually Rahm’s idea to do the swearing-in ceremony again. Of course, for Rahm, EVERY day is a swearing-in ceremony. But don’t believe what you read. Rahm Emanuel is a real sweetheart. No, it’s true. Every week the guy takes a little time away to give back to the community. Just last week he was at a local school, teaching profanity to poor children… I’m a casual admirer of Abraham Lincoln. … [He should have seen] my inaugural: he never drew crowds like that … [To Gov. Palin] I never expected you to be palling around with this crowd. I want to congratulate you on your Golden Globe for 30 Rock … I see Chief Justice Roberts is here to administer my daily oath of office…

Any jokes about Obama?


Posted at 7:51 pm by Paul Sorene

The Anorak bonobo porn channel

A reader writes on porn and monkeys and…

Science has spoken, but I fear that Anorka is not rising to the challenge of providing what women really want; he’s had a whole week to set up the Anorak Bonobo Porn Channel, but it’s still not here.

It’s not that I’m complaining or anything, but Google Images just isn’t hack it…

Monkey pornJoin in

Posted at 12:38 pm by Paul Sorene

The Smiths are naked

The Smiths…naked…

VIA Idolator

Posted at 12:10 pm by Paul Sorene