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Utah Conservatives are biggest porn consumers in US

February 28, 2009

The more Right you are the more porn you consume in the US. In Utah they eat porn for breakfast:

Americans may paint themselves in increasingly bright shades of red and blue, but new research finds one thing that varies little across the nation: the liking for online pornography.

A new nationwide study (pdf) of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in consumption between states.

Earners have credit cards. Earners don’t like tax. Earners vote Conservative. Non-earners download porn illegally because they don’t give a *** about getting caught:

“When it comes to adult entertainment, it seems people are more the same than different,” says Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School.

However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.

Religious. Law abiding. God is watching. Moreover, your peers are watching.

“Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by,” Edelman says.

State of porn:

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000. “The differences here are not so stark,” Edelman says.

Number 10 on the list was West Virginia at 2.94 subscriptions per 1000, while number 41, Michigan, averaged 2.32.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

McCain. Phwoarrr!!!

Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code’s religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country, Edelman finds.

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.

To get a better handle on other associations between social attitudes and pornography consumption, Edelman melded his data with a previous study on public attitudes toward religion.

States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.”

“One natural hypothesis is something like repression: if you’re told you can’t have this, then you want it more,” Edelman says.

Journal reference: Journal of Economic Perspectives vol 23, p 209 (pdf)

Why are you looking at this when you could be…

Posted at 11:18 pm by Paul Sorene

The Jade Goody death cult

A reader writes on the Jade Goody death cult:

I sincerely hope a professionally drawn up healthy trust fund results from this. As for the rest of the carnival; from her choice of agent, the (de)press releases (that I don’t read, heck I only managed about two and a half lines of this article before I tuned out and started drooling..more), doubts as to whether the meeja is gunna let ‘em be after she’s laid to rest, the not so vague uneasiness I feel about millions of rubber neckers tuning in to watch the lass wither and die and the short hop, skip and post apocalyptic program line up this type of thing could herald, bringing Death Race 2.0 (or at least Russian style news programs) to the prime time ghouls for whom the televised assisted suicides and occasional broken bone in their cage match of choice just doesn’t hit the spot anymore…

Posted at 9:53 pm by Paul Sorene

Graffiti Wast Bank Wall and decorate the place

The West Bank wall. You know, the one that has  saved hundreds of lives. Well, a bunch of Palestinians say they will spray it with your slogan for a fee:

“It is a new way to speak with the people, that we the Palestinians exist,” says graffiti artist Yusef Njm.

“We are not only throwing stones and clashing. We are alive. We think in a new way to tell them that we are alive.”

Says Tim Blair:

Beats rockets, which tell people: “We are alive – and we’re trying to kill you.”

Wot No Suicide Bomber?

Posted at 9:14 pm by Paul Sorene

Police shoot mentally disabled boy for having scissors

The police shoots mentally disabled boy for having scissors:

A 15-year-old student at Garfield Park, a private school for children with emotional or behavioral disorders, was shot twice after he threatened the police with a pair of scissors. The incident happened in front of the school. The boy was first threatening some school employees and also some students, before he ran out on the parking lot where he pointed two scissors at a police officer. He was asked to put his weapon down, and a witness said that she heard how they yelled ”put it down, put it down!” before the sound of two gunshots being fired. She said she went out to see what was going on and there she saw the victim lying on his side clutching his stomach. The officer that shot the boy, William Smith, was not injured.

So this is why they carry guns…

Posted at 7:11 pm by Paul Sorene

Republicans won over by Obama

February 27, 2009

Bobby Jindal? Who he?

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Andrew Sullivan:

Obama’s approval ratings jump to 67 percent. But the more ominous development for the GOP: Republican approval went from 27 to 42 percent in a week.

Maybe they like him because he’s not all that good?

Posted at 9:15 pm by Paul Sorene

Ben Smith’s all-against all Politico war

Ben Smith, of Politico:

For scoops and analysis, it’s a war of all-against-all.

Jossip

Posted at 8:34 pm by Paul Sorene

Obama: broken promise No. 1

Obama said the troops would be home in 16 months… ish:

Q. Following that up, what is your schedule for withdrawing forces from Iraq? How fast would these withdrawals be carried out? What time frame?

A. [W]e believe that you can get one to two brigades out a month. At that pace, the forces would be out in approximately 16 months from the time that we began.

Now:

Amid complaints from has own party that he’s moving too slowly to end the war in Iraq, President Barack Obama will announce Friday that U.S. combat troops will be withdrawn by Aug. 31, 2010, but that as many as 50,000 Marines and soldiers would remain until the end of 2011.

Still, closer to 16 months than ten years, say…


Posted at 8:11 pm by Paul Sorene

Gitmo: pepper spray to toilet paper

Obamsa’s Gitmo is worse place to be:

Abuse of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay has worsened sharply since President Barack Obama took office as prison guards “get their kicks in” before the camp is closed, according to a lawyer who represents detainees.

Abuses began to pick up in December after Obama was elected, human rights lawyer Ahmed Ghappour told Reuters. He cited beatings, the dislocation of limbs, spraying of pepper spray into closed cells, applying pepper spray to toilet paper and over-forcefeeding detainees who are on hunger strike.

You’re it…

Posted at 6:39 pm by Paul Sorene

American needs Admit It day

Admit It Day

Posted at 5:30 pm by Paul Sorene

Hooker fashion at Conran shops

“It’s all about hookers. Black is great to show off cut and definition, but beneath all that I have always had a fascination with hookers” - Designer Jasper Conran explains his latest collection.

Get the look.

Posted at 4:27 pm by Paul Sorene

Derek Draper and copyright image use

Images on the web and their use. Tory Bear spots Derek Draper

Posted at 1:44 pm by Paul Sorene

Nail gunners are the new Home Guard

It’s more than a nail gun, it’s a DIY defence unit:

New Nail Gun by Dewalt

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, and when they have the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, most
wives will not ask you to fix or build anything else for a very long time.

Spotter: Dizzy

Posted at 1:36 pm by Paul Sorene

Bush actors must die in Obamaist LA

Cheryl Felicia Rhoads on living as aBush non-hater in LA…

bush-in-la

Posted at 12:30 pm by Paul Sorene

Prescott’s irony on Sir Fred Goodwin

John Prescott on Sir Fred:

Prescott was on the Today show this morning complaining about Fred the Shred’s pension “rewards for failure”. How ironic that this is in fact an area of particular expertise for Prezza.

Order Order

Posted at 11:10 am by Paul Sorene

Scotland jails raped woman

In Scotland a rape victim is jailed: In the Anorak Forums:

One could presume from reading what Chenier wrote and then listening to the news report that women are looked upon as mere second class citizens in Scotland. Quite disturbing. Yet the UK goes out of its way to make certain a terrorist’s rights are not violated, in the country that is, and they are given a lawyer.

Here.

Posted at 10:44 am by Paul Sorene

Walmart Sex toys for dogs

A sex toy for dogs? What kind of toy.

Chew it?

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What happened to a simple tummy rub and ball?

From Walmart.

Posted at 8:53 am by Paul Sorene

Falling for Jade Goody

A reader writes on Jade Goody:

Even though all of this can be said to be a public stunt, adoration goes out to her because it is the sad indictment of our society that is falling for it.

It’s society… Isn’t everything?

Posted at 8:34 am by Paul Sorene

Ivan Cameron: a nation stops for Our Ivan

February 26, 2009

A reader writes on Ivan Cameron:

Many mums and dads are seeing their children come home in boxes from Afghanistan and Iraq, before then it was Ireland. The governance of the country doesn’t stop then. Children have died, not because their illness dictated it at that point, but because of lack of government funding necessitating them being hauled in ambulances from one hospital to another at a time when they really didn’t need it. The governance of the country didn’t stop then either. No one cared and no one does, except those directly involved.

This was and is a private matter for the Cameron’s.

Public spectacle from private grief. Our Maddie. Our Ivan.

And does anyone sane think David Cameron wanted that?

Posted at 11:42 pm by Paul Sorene

Lazy New York Times just duped by Dating a Banker Anonymous

New York Times reports on Dating a Banker Anonymous.

Yesterday the Times added an Editor’s Note that went to the heart of the story:

An article on Jan. 28 about women who commiserated over dating Wall Street bankers caught in the financial crisis described a group they had formed, Dating a Banker Anonymous, as a support group. That is the name of their blog. Its creators originally told The Times that about 30 women had participated, but since publication, they have said that all involved were friends. Laney Crowell, one of the women who started the blog, said in the article that it was “very tongue in cheek;” she has since described it as a satire that embellishes true experiences for effect. Had the nature of the blog been made clear at the outset, the article would have described it accordingly, not as a support group.

One might infer from the Editor’s Note that DABA is a joke, but Newsweek adds the details. Newsweek reports that DABA “is actually a full-blown parody — and it’s at least partly fictionalized.

Power Line

Posted at 11:09 pm by Paul Sorene

Coen Brothers clean coal men

You can go off people. The Coen Brothers:

Spotter: Boing Boing

Posted at 8:49 pm by Paul Sorene

Teens Tatiana Tye and Jazmine Finley tried as pimping adults

When a teen can be tried as an adult:

Tatiana Tye and a second 16-year-old girl, Jazmine Finley, were indicted earlier this week by a grand jury, Maricopa County, Arizona, prosecutors said in a statement. Although the girls are juveniles, prosecutors released their names and said they will be tried as adults.

Rules - made to be adapted

Posted at 8:30 pm by Paul Sorene

Alan Sugar sues the Sun

Sugar is not happy about this...

Barts notes

Posted at 8:07 pm by Paul Sorene

The Obama balls float

Obama. Float. Balls.

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Obama balls…

Spotter

Posted at 7:29 pm by Paul Sorene

Binyam Mohamed is innocent, not Ok

Binyam Mohamed. Innocent. Ok. No Ok? George Pitcher:

Coverage of the return to Britain of Binyam Mohamed, the Guantanamo “detainee”, has predictably concentrated on the actual and predicted cost to the British taxpayer of him being in Britain. There was the Gulfstream jet that flew him here at an estimated bill of £160,000 and then there are the benefits of more than £20,000 a year if he wins refugee status.

The outraged subtext is clear: Why should we have to pay for a suspected terrorist to live in the UK, especially when he was only ever a temporary resident here anyway?

The answer is equally clear: Because we owe him. Big time. All terrorist charges against him were dropped last year, which in case anybody misses the point makes him innocent, so the “confession” which he claims was beaten out of him counts for nothing

The media bias…

Posted at 6:31 pm by Paul Sorene

Wishing Jade Goody on you

A caring reader writes on Jade Goody:

what is it with some of you?.the girl is dying for gods sake .ive lost an 18yr old daughter and to have to read the drivel that is supposed to pass for journalism is a great indication of the space that must pass for brains in anorak.!if ever a female member of your family ever has to go through cancer …i hope they linger long and hard..

Wishing cancer on someone



Posted at 2:18 pm by Paul Sorene

Catching brain cancer from Facebook

Facebook causes cancer.

Ben Goldacres considers:

Professor Susan Greenfield is the head of the Royal Institution and the person behind the Daily Mail headline “Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist”, which has spread around the world (like the last time she said it, and the time before that)…

It is my view that Professor Greenfield has been abusing her position as a professor, and head of the Royal Institution, for many years now, using these roles to give weight to her speculations and prejudices in a way that is entirely inappropriate. Sometimes it’s cannabis.


Posted at 11:47 am by Paul Sorene

Cerrie Burnell’s gonna get yer

Cerrie Brunell - a reader writes:

I have found that threatening children with the loss of their limbs also works for making them tidy their bedrooms too…

They say she can see through walls…

Posted at 10:42 am by Paul Sorene

A Playboy Bunny Cake For The Child’s Birthday

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MUMMY. Mummy, can I have a birthday cake. WIth a rabbit on it?

Sure…

Spotter: Cake Wrecks

Posted at 9:47 am by Paul Sorene

Michael Phelps’ head shrinks on Cerrie Burnell

Cerrie Burnell - a reader writes:

I wonder if Michael Phelps’ head was that tiny before he took up dope?

A feminist view.


Posted at 8:56 am by Paul Sorene

Today Anorak has been reading: gossip

February 25, 2009

Posted at 9:27 pm by Paul Sorene
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