The past few days have just been too much fun for words…..everyone is happy, the parties are a blast, the traffic hasn’t even been too bad and the Jonas Brothers are hot…….but sadly (so sadly) we were Blue Gate ticket holders. Gave it up and luckily ran into friends that lived on the Hill and had also decided to cut their losses….raced back to their house to watch on TV.
more champagne and off to the balls…………..
Dick Cheney - what next. Well, how about global cooling. It’s the future:
To the uneducated and those, unlike myself, who are untrained in geography, climatology, physics, chemistry and astronomy,” Gore began, “it might appear that it has been unusually cold these past few weeks. If you are like the vast majority of Americans who know nothing about science and are standing there in your four and five foot snow drifts, facing fifty below wind chills, and wondering about the thirty below temperatures from Wyoming to Vermont, and temperatures in the single digits in Georgia, you might say to yourself, ‘how can the winner of the Nobel Prize and Inventor of the Internet be so wrong’?”
Gore continued, “Actually, these bone chilling record temperatures are perfectly consistent with global warming and exactly what I expected. This is what I call “Polar Displacement.” The inconvenient truth is that the North Pole is so warm now that huge masses of hot polar air are rising upwards, displacing the formerly cold air and pushing the old arctic air downward. The effect is that the formerly frigid arctic air is now pushed into the United States, Europe and Asia, causing record lows in those regions. While polar bears are clinging to what little ice remains in the North Pole, shedding their coats, and sweating in the warm waters of the Arctic as steam clouds are rising, the countries of North America, Europe and Asia are getting colder and colder. The unusual polar warmth worries the polar bears and causes them to emit methane more frequently, which simply compounds the problem. In time, this unusual cold snap will abate as warm winds blow in from the North Pole; North America, Europe and Asia will thaw and turn into desert while the equatorial countries will eventually experience a mini ice age and become frigid as well. If you had studied these trends as I have, you would know this. Eventually,” he continued, “the frigid air will continue to move southward. The process will take a few years, but in time the whole world will experience desertification and all people, plants, and animals will die. Twenty years—tops. End of story.”
Making fun of gore in the MSM - it is all changed…
Obama keeps President Bush’s custom-made Oval Office rug.
Obama jumped in early on the first line of the oath.
Diane Feinstein’s hair and Michelle Obamas underwear…
Cashing in in Kenya.
Obama will harness the sun:
“We will harness the sun”
Whooaaah!
The rest iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Obama - no jokes, please. It’s blasphemy:
“Ooh, you’re young and virile and you’ve got a beautiful wife and kids. You’re the first African-American president.”
Althouse:
Chris Rock demonstrates the (purported) impossibility of making a joke about Barack Obama.
For now…
Rick Warren is speaking to the captive crowd.
He introduces Leahhhhh and Sachahhhhha Ombamaaaahhh.
Hallelujahhhhhh!
Hurry up with Aretha, already…
It’s George Bush on BBC News just flashed up the final Buhism
“The rest of the world thinks Americans are strong, compassionate people who dream about the inverse of freedom”
Is anyone else finding it impossible to watch the BBC’s coverage of Obama’s inauguration without feeling that they are peering through the window of a golf club do? It’s all opinion, cosiness and spite…
I’ve always been told that size is important - but I hadn’t realised it was size of wallet that mattered.
But according to Jonathan Leake at The Times, it’s money that makes the world go round, and round and round.
I must be richer than I thought.
The Stig is… Ben Collins.
Or is it..?
