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The Puppy Bowl

January 31, 2009

The Puppy Bowl line up - Spotter

Posted at 3:39 pm by Paul Sorene

Dentists for global cooling

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The newspaper extract reads:

The planet’s rapid warming has pushed temperatures to their hottest level in nearly 12,000 years and within a hair’s breadth of a million years, a study by the US space agency showed yesterday.

Global warming, which has added 0.2C a decade over the past 30 years, has caused temperatures to reach and now pass through the warmest levels in the current interglacial period, which has lasted almost 12,000 years, according to the study led by James Hansen, a leading climatologist at NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies.

Spotter: Bolt

Posted at 3:23 pm by Paul Sorene

Recycling in Russia binned

Recycling in Russia - so that’s how you do it…

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Arbroath

Posted at 11:08 am by Paul Sorene

Andrei Ashavin signs for Arsenal

Andrei Ashavin signs for Arsenal - the deal’s been done…

Posted at 8:28 am by Paul Sorene

Oliver Beale’s Virgin complaint letter

More on the Virgin letter of complaint:

The man who blasted Virgin Atlantic’s in-flight meals in a letter to the airline’s Chief Executive Sir Richard Branson has been revealed to be a leading advertising executive named Oliver Beale.

Anyone esle feel a book coming on..?




Posted at 8:26 am by Paul Sorene

Al Gore’s dream headline

January 30, 2009

Al Gore -

“Hellishly Hot Planet Hits Highs of 2,240 Degrees Fahrenheit” -FoxNews.com

Which planet?

Posted at 11:32 pm by Paul Sorene

How to tell if you’re in the Taliban

You are in the Taliban if…

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

More

Posted at 10:59 pm by Paul Sorene

The Patti LuPone audience freakout remix

The Patti LuPone Audience Freakout Remix.

“You heard the announcement! Who do you think you are?”

Spotter: Althouse

Posted at 9:53 pm by Paul Sorene

The bearded wonder is dead

BBC cricket correspondent Jonathan Agnew said: “He brought scoring alive.

The Bearded Wonder is dead!

Posted at 9:47 pm by Paul Sorene

Sarah Mutch’s Recession

It’s Maxim’s Real Swimsuit issue and model Sarah Mutch considers matters financial:

“I have really bad issues with clothes shopping.  I like Chanel, Fendi, and Hermes, but Roberto Cavalli is my weakness.

I’m in denial about the economy right now.  Clients aren’t paying as much, and you even notice the catering on set is different.  It’s not quite McDonald’s, but it’s changed.”

Maybe they pay her by the square inch?

Cover Awards

Posted at 9:24 pm by Paul Sorene

Today Anorak has been reading

Mental Floss
TYWKIWDBI
I have seen the whole of the internet
b3ta
Fark
Afhakers
Crazy Pictures
No Puedo Creer
Spare Room
The J-Walk Blog
Ursi’s Blog
deputydog
Dom’s Weird News
Amazing Illusions
LinkFilter
LinkSwarm
Trek Earth Travel Photos
Woophy
Brummie Blogs

    Posted at 7:59 pm by Paul Sorene

    Ashton Kutcher pledges not be such a tool

    Ashton Kutcher apology: ‘I pledge to be more tolerant of my neighbor’s hammering’

    Posted at 7:46 pm by Paul Sorene

    Joe Biden is the new running gag

    Joe biden  apologises for joke…

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    Spotter: 236

    Posted at 7:43 pm by Paul Sorene

    What the Superbowl means got America

    I’ll be experiencing the superbowl as I do every year by sleeping and watching the news…

    Top 10 Super Bowl ads

    Posted at 4:47 pm by Paul Sorene

    Germany invades Switzerland

    Germany invades… Swtizerland. Can we excuse them this once?

    Swiss village fights back after invasion of naked Germans

    Spotter: Dave Barry

    Posted at 4:44 pm by Paul Sorene

    The Blagojevich laugh in

    January 29, 2009

    Ben Smith looks at the best show in town: Blago

    This blog can’t really capture the long-form style of Blagojevich’s swan song, but he’s going down swinging, with a call to fire Rahm Emanuel for being as guilty as he — according to a theory under which he is being impeached for fighting for citizens right to cheap prescription drugs.

    Blago said lawmakers should “demand that President Obama fire Rahm Emanuel” because he favored the program. Blagojevich suggested Senators McCain and Ted Kennedy be “indicted as co-conspirators.”

    “I followed every law and never, ever intended to violate any law,” Blagojevich said. “I’m here to give every possible explanation to every one of these allegations. Who knows, maybe you’ll reconsider and allow me to call those witnesses.”

    It’s getting better

    Posted at 11:41 pm by Paul Sorene

    Google kills bambi

    Google Street View Goons  Run Over Bamb…

    From Gizmodo, Via

    Posted at 11:01 pm by Paul Sorene

    Digital broadband

    Digital broadband

    Posted at 10:00 pm by Paul Sorene

    The Independent goes online only

    The Indepedent should exist online only - Roy Greenslade

    Posted at 9:39 pm by Paul Sorene

    Porn comics update: Batman

    Porn comics - update, with Batman…

    porn-comics-update

    Spotter: Clive Davis

    Posted at 8:54 pm by Paul Sorene

    Rome

    pope-lion

    Posted at 8:39 pm by Paul Sorene

    Tips of getting pregnant: water

    Do nto drink the water:

    Compiled from medical professionals and women who have conceived, the following 20 tips for getting pregnant have worked for women across the globe.

    1. Water.

    Do not share a bath…


    Posted at 7:47 pm by Paul Sorene

    Gore is the Prophet of his age

    Washington Post’s Dana Milbank see Al Gore:

    The lawmakers gazed in awe at the figure before them. The Goracle had seen the future, and he had come to tell them about it.

    What the Goracle saw in the future was not good: temperature changes that “would bring a screeching halt to human civilization and threaten the fabric of life everywhere on the Earth—and this is within this century, if we don’t change”…

    Once Al Gore was a mere vice president, but now he is a Nobel laureate and climate-change prophet. He repeats phrases such as “unified national smart grid” the way he once did “no controlling legal authority”—and the ridicule has been replaced by worship, even by his political foes…

    The Goracle’s powers seem to come from his ability to scare the bejesus out of people.

    Gore is the Prophet Of His Age.

    Spotter: Andrew Bolt

    Posted at 7:32 pm by Paul Sorene

    Obama is Bush’s doorman: Obama mistakes window for door

    Obama.Bush. Door.

    Spot the difference.

    More.

    Posted at 10:39 am by Paul Sorene

    Chill out

    relaxingSpotter

    Posted at 9:43 am by Paul Sorene

    Power company cuts cause man to freeze to death, allegedly

    Talking point:

    A 93-year-old man froze to death inside his home just days after the municipal power company restricted his use of electricity because of unpaid bills, officials said.

    Marvin E. Schur died “a slow, painful death,” said Kanu Virani, Oakland County’s deputy chief medical examiner, who performed the autopsy.

    No ageism here… Everyone has to pay…

    Join the debate


    Posted at 9:24 am by Paul Sorene

    Do not feed the racoon

    What to feed a racoon - here

    racoon

    Posted at 12:00 am by Paul Sorene

    Ahmadinejad - if you don’t ask, you don’t get

    January 28, 2009

    Ahmadinejad and Obama:

    It isn’t enough that Obama has already signaled in numerous ways his readiness to embark on a path of appeasement. Oh, no. Ahmadinejad wants Obama to signal to the world Iran’s hegemony. And this after Iran has been at war with the United States for decades, beginning with the hostage crisis.

    If you don’t ask

    More

    Posted at 11:57 pm by Paul Sorene

    The Sun and the Jew hit list and Glen Jenvey

    Get the Jews:

    The Media Guardian today reports that the (toothless) Press Complaints Commission is now investigating the Sun’s worthless front page story that Muslims were drawing up a ‘hit-list’ of prominent Jews. Both Tim Ireland at Bloggerheads and the people at Ummah.com say the evidence points to the “anti-terror expert” Glen Jenvey himself pretending to be a nutjob.

    More

    Terrorists Target Jews Sugar, Winehouse and Ronson: Blair Outraged



    Posted at 11:47 pm by Paul Sorene

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