SAYS Dame Edna Everage:
“Madonna is a creation, so perhaps we should give her and the factory that created her a little credit, but I think that she should quietly disappear now,” she says, benignly. “Poor Madge seems unable to decide whether she wants to look like Marilyn Monroe or Marlene Dietrich. Still, perhaps that’s the job of the retouchers… Really though, has she ever said anything interesting? And I’m not sure I approve of adoption when both parents are of the same sex.”
Said, like a virgin…
